Still no official results!

It was amonth ago I found that my vasectomy has been successful, which has been great, but i still have not received any notification from my doctor about the operation.

The results are in!

Whilst I would ike to think that getting hold of them were easy, or that I would even have them if I were not chasing them, I can say that it was a pain in the arse and the results could still be lost for all my doctors know.

Rather than go too much into detail I have just basically transcribed the phonecalls, it all started with a voicemail telling me I am ‘normal’…

My balls don’t exist!!!

Still no results and over 2 weeks since the second sample would have been tested.

I gave my doctor a call to enquire about the test results and got through to the receptionist who informed me that no results had been sent back for me at all.

A right pain in the balls

2 weeks on and I have not had any response with regards to the sperm tests. I will need to phone the doctor anyway as I have developed a bit of pain in my right testicle.

Second Sample

Today was second sample day, thankfully I had the sample pot from the first visit, which I would heartily recommend as it is much easier to produce in the comfort of your own home.

You cant tell me that pot doesn’t get you aroused

Has it worked?

Well as of yet there is still no contact from the doc’s telling me whether the vasectomy was a success or not. Reading through the note from the clinic it does state that 2 tests will be carried out, but speaking to the doctor who performed the surgery I was left with the impression that a successful first test is all it takes for confirmation.

The test of success

Well today I had to pop along to the hospital for to give a sample and find out whether the vasectomy has been a success. The past few days I have been a little apprehensive, with sperm sample jokes coming thick and fast from the wife and friends.

For some reason everybody seems to relate to the sperm donor scene in road trip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkkjkwXAyl0, funny, but not at all removing any nervous anxiety!!

Beers and Questions

After a few beers with friends, one of which is newly aquainted with fatherhood, I was asked when I was having more kids. “not me” I replied, “I have had it snipped”. Well that opened the doors for a whole host of questions most of which are answered below.

In the last month…

The last month has flown by without much thought given to my testicles. Its about 3 months since having the snip and I have pretty much healed.  However there are a couple of noticeable things. The scarring inside my balls is still evident, but now the lumps feel much smaller,  and every now and then without warning there is a little pain as if I have been kicked in the groin.

Imagine it a little like bollock cramp.

On the bright side the hair has fully recovered and no longer requires constant adjustment to provide relief,  now it is genuinly me just playing with my balls

In a few weeks time I have the test to see if any little soldiers have survived and then I shall see whether this has been a success or not. I sincerely hope so as I don’t really want to have another op to fix it.

Note to self…

… Ignore any sense of fully healed just yet and DO NOT enter the bedroom, naked after a shower, with a pelvic thrust to make the missus laugh.

 Tenderness is almost gone, just don’t push it!