After a few beers with friends, one of which is newly aquainted with fatherhood, I was asked when I was having more kids. “not me” I replied, “I have had it snipped”. Well that opened the doors for a whole host of questions most of which are answered below.Did it hurt, was there any bruising?
Hell yes, and the bruising was huge but the end result is going to be worth it.
How do they do it?
The doc tapes your cock out of the way to your belly and cuts his way into the balls with a pair of small scissors. That way they can call it a ’scalpel less procedure’.
Were you anesthatised?
Local anesthetic was injected into my balls before the operation, I could still feel everything but there was no pain. It is very surreal feeling your balls being tugged, cut and cauterised with no pain.
Does it smell?
An extractor takes any fumes away, but occasionally you can smell a very acrid burning flesh. Its quite grim.
Can I get it up?
No problems there 
Does the ‘man juice’ still flow?
Yes there is no difference in the man juice at all.
Can I still shag?
Yes but wait until the swelling has gone down a little first.
Do I really have to ejaculate loads before haveing a sperm test?
Apparently yes, 3 times a week either with or without the wifes help, prefereably with.
Does a nurse help with the sperm test?
Probably not, although with my luck if they do it will be the ugly one.
What about daily life?
Tight pants rule the day, I love tight pants, If one pair is not tight enough wear two.
Would I recommend it?
Its your decision, not mine, but if it works then yes.
